2.5/5
Yep its another Italo zombie flick and this is a particularly cheap and sleazy one.
There’s pretty much no plot, all we see is some archeologist guy opening what I’m guessing is supposed to be a tomb and getting immediately eaten by zombies. The next thing we know these random people are coming to visit the archeologist dude. They split up into pairs and start having sex(literally all of them) and get attacked by zombies. The rest of the film is just them running from the zombies and fighting with them.
There’s as much sex as they could possibly fit in the film and there’s absolutely nothing apart from either sex scenes or zombie scenes. Usually I like films that go straight to the point but damn, I would have liked at least something resembling a story. The dvd cover says that there’s a gate to hell under the house which sounds like a Fulci rip-off but the film makes no mention of that. As far as I could tell, there’s absolutely no explanation for the zombies.
Acting is absolutely horrible and its enhanced with equally terrible dubbing. There’s actually a child character played by a midget (I’m guessing so that they could legally use him in the sex scenes) and he is dubbed by a really bad adult dub actor. None of the characters are important or interesting and I guess they figured that would be a good way to go since(SPOILER) they all end up dying.
There are all sorts of really noticeable mistakes in the film. A woman’s leg gets stuck in a bear trap and it doesn’t leave any marks what so ever, a zombie gets paint thrown on him and set on fire and when his on fire there’s no sign of the paint that was just thrown on him a second ago, actually you can clearly see his wet with gasoline. There’s also a bunch of weird editing mistakes, a guy runs and kneels down and in the next shot he’s standing etc.
Probably the coolest thing about the movie is the gore which looks pretty good and the zombie make up which varies from good to terrible. All the zombies look different and the quality of the make up and masks are not consistent at all. Also some of them look really good from a far but terrible in close-up. Especially the zombies with the skeletal rotten look are fine in long shot but in close-up you can clearly see their real noses and eyes inside the mask just painted black.
In short the film is 100% sex and violence, terrible acting, no plot, tons of silly mistakes, good gore and zombie effects that vary in quality. Terrible movie but its actually good fun.